so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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