why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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