Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
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"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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