so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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