I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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