I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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