My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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