was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
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She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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