nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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