you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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