Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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