What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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