i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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