Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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