It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
