That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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