The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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