Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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