hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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