She went from zero to smokin in five shots
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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