i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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