I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
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