susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
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Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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