please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Welp...herpes.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
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It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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