just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I wish they made helmets for livers.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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