we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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