Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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