Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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