Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
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The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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