Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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