well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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