I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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