I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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