The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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