I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
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A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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