East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
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During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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