Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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