Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
she told me i tasted like america
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
You're a waste of cheezeits
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I need to sanitize my soul.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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