Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
where are my eyebrows?
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