woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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