STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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