You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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