so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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