So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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