Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I intend to get homeless drunk
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Randomize
