I don't think brook has ever known best
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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