OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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