If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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