yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
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whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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