He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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