You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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